When you gotta get away from The Mooch, you REALLY gotta get away from The Mooch.
According to a Saturday night report in Page Six, Anthony Scaramucci‘s wife filed for divorce three weeks ago — when she was nine months pregnant — after being fed up with her three-year marriage to the now-White House communications director.
She filed the papers on July 6 in Nassau County, New York.
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It gets better, too — Deidre Scaramucci gave birth to their son, James, on Monday night while Anthony was in West Virginia at an event with President Donald Trump (Ivanka Dresses), and reportedly Scaramucci didn’t return home to visit the child all week.
Not a great look for the Mooch…
Scaramucci has also reportedly been verbally abusing Deidre, too. One source close to the situation said:
“She’s mad. They aren’t really speaking right now. The [pain] runs deep. [Anthony] tells her she’s not that smart, that he’s out of her league.”
All this runs deep, too. The problem started when Deidre had their first child, and Anthony couldn’t take her out on the town any more as arm candy:
“The big shift began when Deidre went from being arm candy to [being a mother] and being unavailable for nights out [and hobnobbing]. That’s when [Anthony’s] decision to just continue his life as it was and leave her behind really started to take hold.”
But here’s the best part of The Mooch’s insane personality — he can’t wait for Saturday Night Live to make fun of him, and he’s hoping Meryl Streep or Julia Roberts will be the one to play him on the show.
WTF?! Does he know how SNL works???
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According to Eytan Sugerman, who co-owns a restaurant with Scaramucci, the new White House Communications Director is ready to be blasted on Saturday nights:
“He’s been asking everyone around him how he did [at his first press conference]. He was thinking Meryl Streep or Julia Roberts could play him.”
What. The. Fuck.
This guy really is crazy!!!
[Image via AP Images.]
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