Enjoy This Story From Nicole Byer About Finding Poop In an Airplane Blanket

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Nicole Byer, writer extraordinaire and star of Loosely Exactly Nicole, appeared on Conan Tuesday night to share a story that will haunt everybody permanently: she discovered poop involved her sealed aircraft blanket. In First Class

The story is relatively uncomplicated– she was cold on a Delta flight, she opened the bag including her blanket, a couple of brown crumbs fell out, and things intensified from there. She even found some Blanket Flakes in her phone a long time after the occurrence, as though the poop was really alien matter looking for a host. The airline company thinks the poop is quite human, most likely that of a dissatisfied worker, to which Byer states, “Really? Treat ‘em better!”

According to Byer, Delta Airlines at first used 250 Delta Bucks as an apology to which she countered, “Give me an airplane.” She ultimately got her ticket reimbursed, miles, and 600 Delta Bucks, however to go even more than that Byer would have needed to concur not to discuss the occurrence. Which would be an embarassment.

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