See What Women Are Saying About Fifty Shades Freed In Our All-Female Review Roundup!

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Anyone can not delight in the Fifty Shades Of Grey motion picture franchise.

First there’s the extreme absence of chemistry in between stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson— seriously, why are we not seeing them doing talk programs together and questioning if they’re having a steamy affair IRL??

And in between the hardly R-rated sex, TELEVISION motion picture risk, and zero-subtext discussion, these motion pictures aren’t for anybody.

Related: Dornan Has A TERRIBLE Explanation For Not Showing His Dick In Fifty Shades

But let’s be genuine. These motion pictures are targeted at ladies– so for our Fifty Shades Freed evaluation roundup we chose to see exactly what the female critics were stating. It’s … bad.

Ch-ch-check out the red space of discomfort (listed below)!

Katie Walsh, Chicago Tribune: “Christian, who has all the charm of a textbook narcissistic psychopath, wants to keep Ana to himself, wants her life to ‘begin and end’ with him and pouts that babies ruin sex. When she declares, ‘you’re my whole life,’ it’s presented as a romantic declaration, not a giant red flag of an emotionally abusive relationship. The film might as well be called ‘So I Married a Sociopath.'”

Abbey Bender, TimeOut: “The sex scenes are, conserve the periodic little bit of exposed flesh or displayed toy, relatively moderate– Freed is most likely the least intriguing movie of the trilogy.”

Anne Cohen, Refinery29: “One might argue that the source product is at fault– James’ most steamy scenes are still relatively tame. In the ideal hands, an uninspired book can radiance up into immediate motion picture classic– simply look at the The Devil Wears Prada.”

Rosie Fletcher, Digital Spy: “These motion pictures were never ever suggested to be anything more than carefully turning on escapism, and while the last motion picture Fifty Shades Darker was tongue-in-cheek and attractive sufficient to rather get rid of the definitely horrible script, Freed cannot get away with that regardless of the very best efforts of the charming Dakota Johnson.”

Sheila O’Malley, RogerEbert.com: “The problem is there’s not enough sex and too much … everything else. Kidnappings. Office drama. There’s a gun in a drawer. People are stalked. A helicopter crashes in the mountains. High-speed car chases!”

Moira MacDonald, Seattle Times: “… if there’s an audience for this, think about exactly what the audience may be for a female-driven dream that was amusing and really wise, with a couple at its center who show real triggers.”

Kate Taylor, The Globe and Mail: “Did someone say ” released” already? Yes, please. Red. Red. Red.”

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