There’s a Pretty Good Chance Donald Trump Will Start World War III From His Bed

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Donald Trump, a male I keep needing to advise myself is still President of the United States, provided an interview at Davos on Sunday with ITV’s Piers Morgan (whom, for the sake of Jezebel’s longstanding Piers Morgan restriction, I will not even more resolve.) Trump uselessly bumbled his method through a wide variety of subjects– primarily environment modification, however likewise Brexit, Fire & Fury, his consuming practices, and the Royal wedding event– however maybe the most stunning part of the interview was when Trump exposed he released his regular tweetstorms not from his toilet, as I’ve oft-envisioned in a night fear, however from his bed.

“It’s a crazy situation,” Trump stated when asked how he deals with the world’s response to his tweets, which vary from assaulting Jay-Z for cannot acknowledge his “policies” that have actually supposedly assisted lower “Black Unemployment” to retweeting anti-Muslim videos, to goading the similarly unhinged North Korean totalitarian through name-calling. “Are you actually lying in bed with your phone working out how to wind everybody up?” Morgan asked him, and though Trump’s not constantly lying supine in the White House bedroom while roiling foreign leaders, he is in some cases “Well, perhaps sometimes in bed, perhaps sometimes at breakfast or lunch or whatever,” Trump stated.

He likewise noted he publishes numerous of his own tweets himself, though staffers do periodically action in ( Wired has a piece on the best ways to inform when another person tweets for him.) “Generally speaking during the early morning, or during the evening I can do that,” he stated re: publishing his own tweets, which readies news for night press reporters seeking to make cred with their companies by breaking, state, the beginning of nuclear war, or one misspelled word that will reside on interminably in Twitter bios stating loyalty to the #Resistance.

Another enjoyable bit from the Morgan interview? Trump is not, remarkably, a feminist. “I wouldn’t say I’m a feminist. … I’m for women, I’m for men, I’m for everyone,” he stated. “I have tremendous respect for women.” Hm, yes.

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